Wine aromas and love

I suppose there is only one thing to discuss this week - the candidates for the upcoming election. Only joking. I would not subject you to that, and I really wouldn't know what to say. There is a lot I would like to say, but there is a Clonmel man who writes very well on the subject for the Sunday Business Post so we will leave it to Pat.

I suppose there is only one thing to discuss this week - the candidates for the upcoming election. Only joking. I would not subject you to that, and I really wouldn't know what to say. There is a lot I would like to say, but there is a Clonmel man who writes very well on the subject for the Sunday Business Post so we will leave it to Pat.

We will discuss love and all of its promises. Much like an expensive wine, sometimes it can promise much but deliver little. Oh cynical little me – blame it on the terrible film with the dancing Prime Minister, "Love Actually". We'll talk about the expensive bottles in this little comparison and let us forget about Hugh Grant and that lady who used to be in EastEnders.

In case you haven't guessed, Valentine's Day is the subject of this article and we will weave the beauty of wine through the mystery of love and see what kind of an omelette we can create. In case you are wondering I am not writing with a glass in hand. I just feel like waxing lyrical. Let us tarry not, yet progress to the romance and the grape.

Ros is an obvious choice for a tipple to share with the better half and of course sparkling Ros is even more tempting. Samuel Johnson memorably quipped "The feeling of friendship is like that of being comfortably filled with roast beef; love, like being enlivened with champagne." All manner of terribly wonderful things happen under the influence of the bubbles.

However, we are still in winter (regardless of what some might say about Spring) and red is the colour of love and also of wine to drink by the fire. As we get a glimmer of hope that Spring might be coming, it's the last of the choc ices and in this instance, the choc ices are big spicy Reds.

Shiraz is great for a night in by the fire as it normally has a little pepper to it and is rich and warm and cosy. One should be cosy on Valentine's night. I need to be careful what I write here as it is very easy to be inappropriate and I need to remember my audience. "Hello Mrs. Byrne". "That's not what I meant". "I was talking about other people". "I really was talking about wine".

There has been research carried by Dr. Max Lake that the aromas of certain wines can spark arousal. This is very sensitive and powerful information and if I print it, Mrs. Byrne could be proven right. The theory is that certain wine aromas can replicate the scents of human pheromones (which signal attraction in the brain).

Do you want the theory behind it or a list of the wines? We live in a fast moving world and my gut tells me to list the wines, but the engineer in me really wants to tell you why. To quote Ferris Bueller "Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it." Let's look around for a minute.

My com-promise is that I will give a one line explanation and then list some of the wines. "In general, Lake found that the earthy scents of red wines (like leathery, musky, etc.) come most close to resembling male pheromones. Female pheromones are best represented by the earthy side (sweaty, yeasty, doughy, etc.), in white and sparkling wines." That wasn't too painful now, was it?

According to my source, some wines to consider for your little romantic night could include Pinot Noir, Saint Julien Bordeaux (Cabernet blend), French Syrah or Italian Valpolicella style wines in Red. The whites recommended included an oaked Chardonnay and a New Zealand Riesling. The last wine suggested was a Ros Champagne (what else would it be?). The full list, the wines themselves and the link to the article are available in Red Nose Wine.

One can of course be very obvious and share a bottle of Chateau Valentine, which I do believe is sold in Clonmel and online and is very reasonably priced. If you don't stay in then enjoy the night out and remember my tips as you look over the wine list.

You should always remember where this romance can lead and as I started this article late on a Wednesday I was interrupted by a vomiting 2 year old who then came down stairs and in between pukes, tried to get me to put Peppa Pig on the laptop. As much as I like Peppa, I really have seen every episode many times, but I wouldn't have it any other way. I knew there was a good reason to buy all of that Champagne when I lived in France.

To all of the mortgage laden couples with small children. Enjoy the stolen kisses between Peppa Pig and Ben & Holly, and when the kids are asleep, open up that special bottle and sit back and enjoy Valentine's Day. We deserve it more than most.